Caption This Guy

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/26/2020 at 00:23 • Filed to: None

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Screenshot: Politico

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Screenshot: Politico


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 00:30

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*speaks in Russian*


Kinja'd!!! facw > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 00:31

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Looks like an angry man on an invisible Segway to me.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Alfalfa
10/26/2020 at 00:32

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LOL


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 00:32

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 00:33

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“Someone take a shot at the idiot pleaseeeeeeeee”


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > facw
10/26/2020 at 00:34

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He looks like he’s ready to jump over those pumpkins and garotte someone.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
10/26/2020 at 00:35

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That’s funny !


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > pip bip - choose Corrour
10/26/2020 at 00:35

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Or, If I have to take a bullet for this guy, I’m gonna be pissed.


Kinja'd!!! flatisflat > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 00:40

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Daydreaming...

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 00:43

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It looks like he’s trying to make him have a heart attack through telepathy. Myself and some other Marines had to help escort Cheney in Iraq, taking a bullet for him wasn’t high on my list.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 00:44

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The power gloves are a nice touch, but I can’t figure out how to work them into a caption, sadly.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Just Jeepin'
10/26/2020 at 00:48

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Same situation here.

Sadly my Power Glove was among the old video game stuff that I gave away when I helped my parents downsize this summer. Though admittedly  I don’t know if the Power Glove even worked with LCDs. I know light guns don’t, but with the external sensor things maybe it would do better (though there’s no way they’d fit any modern TV).


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 00:51

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“ God damn it, I knew I should have gotten the XL gloves”


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 00:51

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I wonder if I know that guy. After phD but before my real job I worked in a coffee shop in northern Virginia. Had a guy come in that we had a strong hunch was secret service. Super tall, super jacked, all american looking guy would show up in a t-shirt and sweats some days and perfect suit and tie with flag lapel pin on others. Looked very similar to this guy here, except younger (this was 2011ish, and that job has got to age people quickly). Very nice guy.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Cash Rewards
10/26/2020 at 01:10

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Who Donald Trump does not deserve...


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 02:33

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“I survived Hilary and Bill. I’ll certainly survive this.”


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 09:09

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Are Mechanix gloves standard issue, or did they stop at AutoZone on the way there? Guy looks like he’s ready to handle a different kind of pumpkin.

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Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 09:13

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What kind of gloves are those? Looks like they might have some extra padding/electronics/sensors?

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 09:52

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Is he really walking around without a mask?  He literally just had covid.  


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > Milky
10/26/2020 at 10:36

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Which means he’s no longer contagious , and also immune....


Kinja'd!!! Milky > BigBlock440
10/26/2020 at 10:43

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and full of hubris 


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Milky
10/26/2020 at 12:11

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“I can’t get it anymore* , screw leading by example!”

*Immunity and how long it may last is very much not something the science is settled on - I wouldn’t be surprised if this fool manages to catch it again before the time moving day comes around for him.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/26/2020 at 16:54

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I’ve got two:

‘They don’t pay me enough to stand next to this moron.’

and

‘They asked me to stand next to an idiot, and all I got was this pair of Mechanix Wear gloves.’


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Martin > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2020 at 18:55

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I didn’t realize m y headphone volume was all the way up when I hit play... the sound quality is very... crisp...